aahsoka:

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

(via stonerpunk)

dankxsinatra:

theseventhoffrostfall:

dankxsinatra:

I wanna see a ufo

Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it

(via cubris)

machine-saint:

whispering “fentanyl” under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

(via were--ralph)

toriel-vapes:

TONIGHT WE FUCKING THE BONG

(via stonerpunk)

sleepyyghostt:

I LOVE BLORBO FROM MY SOMEONE ELSE’S OC

(via forbiddenseason)

txttletale:

jimmmachintosh:

samasaur:

emo-56:

garf :3 💜💙

the full strip

That makes it WORSE

one call from each tower

(via were--ralph)

sexhaver:

my last two braincells to each other

(via cubris)

queerism1969:

(via manywinged)

greelin:

greelin:

if god is real then explain the state of georgia

(via forbiddenseason)

were–ralph:

Me clocking in to make $200 per week for a ceo who makes my annual in a day

(via were--ralph)